Consulting – Yoshee – Producer of Joy & Laughs https://yoshee.com Fri, 05 May 2023 04:35:40 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.1 https://yoshee.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/cropped-trans-32x32.png Consulting – Yoshee – Producer of Joy & Laughs https://yoshee.com 32 32 Don’t miss Top Things To Do In San Francisco https://yoshee.com/2017/02/14/branding-do-you-know-who-you-are-21/ https://yoshee.com/2017/02/14/branding-do-you-know-who-you-are-21/#respond Tue, 14 Feb 2017 18:02:33 +0000 http://localhost/virgo/?p=1048 Chances are unless you are very lucky you will go thru many different relationships before you find your special someone. Finding your sole mate is like gambling… In poker and blackjack you may have to play dozens of hands until you get a winning hand, and it is the same with relationships.

During your life you will probably meet some people who seem like they may be the one, or that they are close, but still have the feeling that something else is missing. My advice is that if you are not happy, because something seems like it is missing, then it usually is not right.

Before I found my special someone, I was in a relationship for over 10 years, and I thought everything was great, until I started to seriously consider getting married. Then I noticed that we had so little in common and in reality wanted so many different things out of life and one day we both realized there was much about each of us that we both wanted from someone, but it was not us that we wanted.

Then one day I decided I had enough of trying to go to clubs and bars to meet people. I was sick and tired of trying to find someone in the time it takes to finish a drink. It always seemed the ladies I would meet were all wrong for me, or they seemed great after talking to them for 5 minutes but they seemed to have no interest in me.

Then one day I had an idea, it was not an original idea but I decided to use the internet to try to find the right person for me. So I proceeded to make a myspace profile. On this page I tried to put the real me and not the funny guy trying to be charming that was looking for love at the bar.

And as I would at the poker rooms I went all in, I poured my heart and sole into this. I wrote what I wanted and wrote down who I truly think I am and not who I want to be, and I was rewarded by 1 email responding to my site.

It was amazing; the response I got was like a dream. Imagine you are sitting in a Las Vegas casino playing poker. You are down to your last few dollars, you go all in and you wind up being dealt a Royal Flush, and suddenly the sky is bluer, the grass is greener, and all your worries seem to just fade away.

At first things were a little awkward for the both of us. We decided to hold of on actually meeting until we got to know each other first. We spent a month just talking everyday on the internet. You can really open up to someone and show them the real you and not have to worry about rejection on the internet, after all you are just a faceless ghost, and if things don’t work out you could be sitting next to her on the bus one day without ever knowing it.

The key to finding happiness is realizing you are going to bust more then you are going to get blackjack, but you must keep trying, trying to remember you only need to find the real thing once.

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How to write a good late night monologue https://yoshee.com/2017/02/02/branding-do-you-know-who-you-are-9/ https://yoshee.com/2017/02/02/branding-do-you-know-who-you-are-9/#respond Thu, 02 Feb 2017 01:01:04 +0000 http://localhost/virgo/?p=432

Late night monologue joke writers are some of the best talented comedians in the business of television.  After a decade in comedy, I’ve completely figured out it out…this is a joke. I haven’t figure it out, yet, I’ve seen some great jokes written on late night shows similar to my own style when performing jokes to comedy audiences. Some of the best writers in the business have figured out how to pump out a collection of great jokes which ultimately make it to the late screen to be told by Jimmy, James, Jimmy, and Seth, and Stephen. To start, here are the ways to write a joke:

  1. Start with a strong premise. The premise is the foundation of your joke, so it’s important to make sure it’s strong. A good premise is something that is unexpected, relatable, and funny.
  2. Keep it short and sweet. Late-night jokes are typically short and to the point. This is because they are meant to be delivered quickly and easily to a large audience.
  3. Use unexpected juxtaposition. One of the best ways to create a funny joke is to juxtapose two unexpected things together. This can create a sense of surprise and humor.
  4. Use wordplay. Wordplay is a great way to add humor to your jokes. This can be done by playing with the meaning of words, or by using puns and other forms of wordplay.
  5. Be yourself. The best jokes are the ones that come from the heart. So, don’t be afraid to be yourself and let your personality shine through in your jokes.

Next we get into how to craft a joke specialized for a late night show. Late night monologue jokes are topical and based on recent news. Let’s talk a news story that just happened and use some tips to get to the funny. 

News Article: Former Uber executive charged, avoids prison in data breach case. First fortune 500 executive to be charged in security breach news.

First, all late night host simplify the news article to a short and sweet summary as beginning of the joke. In this case, rewriting the article to ‘Former Uber executive avoids prison in data breach case.’ Now we have the beginning of our joke. 

Second, we dive into all of the assumptions that are made about this premise. Most writers start writing down everything that you should assume about the premise. In this case, let’s write a few:

  1. This executive is not used to prison
  2. Uber is not happy about the conviction 
  3. Lyft is happy about this as they did not make the news

Third, now we shatter the assumption made within the premise, and write a couple of ideas that we can use for the final punchline to finish the joke.  Here are a couple of assumptions we can now shatter based on the assumptions above:

  1. Judge denied the executive from taking Uber to the trial
  2. Uber asks all drivers to only use Uber App during their work hours. 
  3. Competitor Lyft is now offering a free ride if your Uber has been breached. 

Now, let’s put it all together to write a complete late night monologue joke:

  1. Former Uber executive avoids prison in data breach case, the trial judge made it worse for the executive by asking the executive to take a Taxi to the trial. 
  2. Former Uber executive avoids prison in data breach case. Drivers of the app report that they are no longer able to watch Netflix while working.
  3. Former Uber executive avoids prison in data breach case. Competitor Lyft provides discount code when this happens, code is ‘Uber is asking me about a prince.” All lowercase

With jokes, you should re-write, re-organize and try as many versions of the jokes as possible. Writing jokes is a skill that takes time and practice to develop. But if you follow these tips, you’ll be well on your way to writing funny late night monologue jokes that will make your audience laugh. 

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